What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:41

Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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